Tuesday, May 31, 2005
3 Cheers For Edgah!!!
The Guy That Made The Call That Sent Nomar To Chicago Tells Us What It's Like
Monday, May 30, 2005
“They didn’t win in 86 years because I never threw out a pitch.”
Von Zehle, who served in Iraq with the Danbury-based Army Reserve unit, threw out the first pitch of the Red Sox-Dodgers game June 13, 2004. He hobbled to the hill still wearing a walking cast on his right foot, a reminder of the August, 2003 bombing of the United Nations office in Baghdad.
The U.N. headquarters was right next to where the 411th operated. Von Zehle was the first American on the scene after the attack. A firefighter, the Ridgefield resident dove into the rubble to pull out survivors. U.N. envoy Sergio de Mello died in his arms as the 53-year-old von Zehle tried in vain to save him.
The swing still looks as sweet as ever. John Olerud needs to be at first base versus all right handers, and considered for good lefty matchups. Millar better Cowboy shutup and do what's right for the team. Bottom line: The 2005 Boston Red Sox are a better team with both players contributing. -NF
Tanyon & Trot mix it up again: "Did he consider charging the mound? 'I'm not gonna waste my time,' Nixon said. 'But I knew it was on purpose. Of course, he'll deny it, but it doesn't bother me." -Trot Nixon
Friday, May 27, 2005
``Obviously, you like to go into New York, beat them and rub it in and (tick) their fans off,'' Wells said. ``Especially if you sweep them, it's bragging rights.''"
SHO TIME!!!
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Red Sox Hub Opinion:
The switch was made for business and control reasons, as all medical care for the Red Sox players and their families now runs through Dr. Gill and hence the Red Sox organization. In theory, it does make sense to give the players comprehensive care, as nutrition and exercise programs can now be fully integrated. A lot of the care can now be provided within the new facilities built this season at Fenway by the team, which likely saves money and theoretically improves care and convenience.
Dr. Gill is an Orthopedic knee specialist, and doesn't have the ability to make autonomous decisions. Part of his appeal is that he will be making medical decisions "by committee", bringing in other specialists depending on the issue, rather than having the control and hold over the program and players that Morgan did. Morgan also enjoyed answering the media's questions, and in the opinion of some Red Sox insiders, may have been too forthcoming with information at times. Gill is towing a more conservative, secretive company line this season. Players are aggressive competitors that want quick and firm answers, and it appears unlikely that the new medical group is equipped, or enabled, to provide either. Perhaps, a new "spin doctor" was really what John Henry, Larry Lucchino, and the rest of the organization sought.
Sound familiar? A recurring theme can be found with this organization. Right or wrong, it is how they have chosen to do business. So far, it has worked well for them, so any deviation from their formula is unlikely.
It actually does make more sense to have full control, (The Patriot use the same MGH staff; Tom Gill has been an assistant to Dr. Burt Zarens with the Patriots), but when the players fully trust and are comfortable with one physician, change is bound to cause some disruption. Morgan has a fantastic reputation within the medical community in terms of his ability as a physician, and has a very strong personality. Rather than try and train a savvy old dog, it was probably just easier to get a new puppy. -NF
If that's true, the Reds obviously are charging too little money for close-up seats if scum like that has access to them.
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
No excuses for these doughnut clowns with badges. Case in point as to why kids have no respect for the "Good 'Ole Boys" (and Girls) in blue. O'Toole needs to have her feet held to the fire for this fiasco. She is clearly in over her head.
-NF
We can't criticize anyone that battles a mental illness and puts himself out there by disclosing his personal battles in order to help others. He seems to be doing a courageous thing here. Still, everything else about him is fair game when he comes to Fenway. Maybe he can give our conflicted shortstop Edgar Renteria a referral this weekend.
-NF
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Look For Theo to Steal Graves From Other Suitors
Cubs, Yankees, Arizona, Mets are among those interested
Danny Graves is a great fit for the Sox bullpen. The Red Sox have scouts and field personnel that have ties to the Cincinnati Reds, and know the makeup and talent of Danny Graves. Another Red faced move in Cincy. Look for Theo Epstein to try and grab this guy for bullpen depth and closer insureance once he clears waivers. -NF
Sunday, May 22, 2005
New Red Sox Ace Matt Clement steps up to start 5-0; best Sox start since Pedro Martinez
Theo Epstein, Red Sox fans have that queasy feeling that starts down below...A smattering of boos tonight...Things are about to explode and get very messy for the Red Sox shortstop if this continues.
Edgar gets "the runs" after bumping an umpire arguing about a pitch that definitely was a strike.
E-6:
Saturday, May 21, 2005
Bob Lobel Gets Fuzzy
ANY GUY WHO CITES BOSTON DIRT DOGS AS A CREDIBLE SOURCE AND RUNS WITH A SLANDEROUS SCOOP NEEDS TO BE TREATED WITH THE SAME JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY.
JUST TREATING NANTUCKET BOB WITH THE SAME COURTESY THAT HE TREATS MANY OF BOSTON'S PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES ON THEIR WAY OUT THE DOOR. NO NEED TO GO BEYOND RUMOR AND INNUENDO, AND ACTUALLY CROSS CHECK YOUR SOURCES.
Friday, May 20, 2005
BOSTON (AP) -- Red Sox ace Curt Schilling will have his ailing ankle examined today in Boston"
Johnny can't be good and just stay out of the entertainment business. Look for him to wind up in New York or California next season.
Episode will feature a Michelle Mangan-Jenny Finch "cat fight."
-NF
Thursday, May 19, 2005
HUB TODAY IN RED SOX HISTORY:
1919 -- Babe Ruth won a game on the mound and at the plate. He hit his first grand slam as the Boston Red Sox beat the St. Louis Browns 6-4.
1984 -- Boston's Roger Clemens earned his first major league victory. The Red Sox beat the Minnesota Twins 5-4.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
LAST DAY FOR OTIS; Retires A Patriot With 1 Day Contract
OTIS MY MAN: OTIS SMITH WAS A KEY CONTRIBUTOR TO PATRIOTS PLAYOFF TEAMS IN THE 1990'S AND WAS INSTRUMENTAL TO THE FIRST PATRIOT SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2001-02, Picking off Kurt Warner.
Monday, May 16, 2005
CAN DANNY AINGE TOP HIS 2004 OFFSEASON??
AL JEFFERSON, TONY ALLEN, DELONTE
WEST, JUSTIN REED ALL FIGURE INTO THE
CELTICS TITLE 17 PLANS...EVEN IF ONE OR
MORE OF THESE YOUNG SKYWALKERS END UP
BEING CHIPS IN A BLOCKBUSTER DEAL.
Sunday, May 15, 2005
Peter Gammons apologized today on WEEI for his verbal attack on Michael Felger (regarding his assessment of Manny Ramirez)last week. He did still take a lighthearted dig at Felgie, calling him "Mr. Baseball."
Ramirez is the 39th player in major league history to reach 400 homers,
Manny is just the fifth to reach the mark in a Red Sox uniform. The others were Jimmie Foxx, Ted Williams, Carl Yastrzemski and Andre Dawson.
Ramirez is the 13th player to reach the mark before his 33rd birthday and just the fourth since Harmon Killebrew in 1969. He is the fifth-fastest to 400 in number of at-bats, behind Mark McGwire, Babe Ruth, Killebrew and Jim Thome.
Saturday, May 14, 2005
"As for Blount, he clearly bothered Celtics brass, and maybe his teammates, with his boorish behavior. Ainge didn't offer any defense for the 7-footer who saw his minutes shrink this season almost as much as his attitude did. Rivers didn't play Blount in the last three games against the Pacers. Was Blount unhappy? Yeah. Did he hide it on the very public stage of the Boston bench? No. Blount distanced himself from his teammates. His body language suggested he didn't care. He gave you the attitude that it was hard work getting off the bench (hey, it wasn't like he was playing killer minutes) to join the players during timeouts.
Ainge, for one, noticed. 'Mark's got to do a better job with the teammates in the huddle,' said Ainge.
Ainge knew what Blount's discontent stemmed from. 'Raef (LaFrentz) was getting a lot of the rebounds Mark was getting last year.' "
Let's see if Billy King and Jim O'Brien are dumb enough to take his contract for expiring contracts.
Greg Dickerson, who works for the team on FSNE, stated that most of Blount's teammates hate him and flat out called him a jerk that needs to be gone. This guy is a stiff who was never going to give a full effort once he got his payday. He screwed up his free ride at Pitt; too bad we can't take his Celtics scholarship away. Hopefully, O'Brien will think of the hungry, minimum salaried version of Mark Blount, and will take the bait...Hook, line, and sinker. -NF
Friday, May 13, 2005
HUB NOTES:
BREAK IN THE LAW:
The Dolphins met with Ty Law on Wednesday with an interest in signing the former New England Patriots Pro Bowl cornerback. No contract offer yet. Law still is unable to move laterally after undergoing surgery this offseason to fix a broken foot. Law can run straight ahead but is approximately another month from being able to do the moves required of a cornerback. Law likely won't be signed until the second wave of free agency begins with the traditional June salary dumps.
CUZ I REALLY WANNA KNOW...WHO ARE YOU?
Since Curt Schilling and David Wells have been out, the Red Sox are 10-3 with a team ERA of 3.38 and an opponents' batting average of only .228. In those 13 games, the starters have averaged 6.1 innings and are 8-1, 3.07.
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU:
Mike Timlin (1.08) hasn't allowed a run in his last 11 relief appearances, Matt Mantei has held right-handed hitters to a .107 average (3-for-28) and has allowed two earned runs in his last 14 appearances and lefties are hitting only .083 (1-for-12) off Mike Myers.
MONEYBALL:
Boston leads the American League in runs (189) and on-base percentage (.361); they are second in slugging (.444) and third in batting average (.277). ... Johnny Damon leads the league at .383 and is hitting .468 over his 17-game hitting streak. ... Trot Nixon has walked 20 times in 29 games and his .420 OBP is only a hair behind Damon (.421). M.V.P. candidate Jason Varitek is third on the team at .396.
PLANET MAN RAM:
Manny Ramirez is batting only .241 this season (and .143 (4-for-28) in May). More disturbing, he is batting just .257 (94-for-366) since last year's All-Star break. Surprisingly, the World Series M.V.P. has been impotent (6-for-38, .158) against lefties this season. The lack of hitting versus lefties points to his slump as likely a aberration rather than a decline; Manny, like the flukey New England weather, will suddenly heat up.
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS:
Mark Bellhorn enters the weekend in Seattle with 38 K's in 97 at-bats. Only Brad Wilkerson of the Nats, with 40, has more whiffs. The difference between the two is that Wilkerson remains productive, batting .296 with a .366 OBP, while Bellhorn is batting .216 with a .321 OBP, well below the .264/.373 numbers he posted last season. At his current pace, Bellhorn will strike out 205 times, which would a) break his club-record 177 whiffs of last season; b) break the big-league record of 195 set by Adam Dunn last season; and c) make him the first player with 200 K's in a season.
LEADING MAN: Johnny Damon 's home run off Jason Marquis was the 17th to lead off a World Series game and the first since the Yankees' Derek Jeter homered at Shea Stadium in Game 4 of the 2000 World Series. The home run was Damon's third of the postseason.
PETER MAY NEED THE WHIZZENATOR: Barry Bonds (Giants) and Manny Ramirez (Red Sox) received the Hank Aaron Award as the most outstanding offensive performers in their respective leagues. Alex Rodriguez was the American League winner the previous three seasons; Bonds supplanted Pujols.
Peter Gammons finds it insulting to compare Ramirez to Pujols; I guess those that are actually Manny's peers see things a little differently. Complete ballplayer he is not; RBI machine: affirmative.
YANKEES REALLY DO SUCK!
The Yankees haven't been to the World Series two of the past three years. They have lost 18 of their past 34 postseason games; they don't even have a winning postseason record to show for their efforts since Game 3 of the 2001 World Series, which they lost to the Arizona Diamondbacks in seven games.
The Yankees started the season 11-19, the worst start to a season they have suffered through since 1991, back in the days of musical managers when Steinbrenner had Stump Merrill filling out lineup cards and the Yankees were en route to a 71-91 finish, 20 games out of first place.
POKEY CAN'T BEND LIKE GUMBY: Red Sox fan favorite-shortstop Pokey Reese, who has been out since the season began, is now on the 60 day D.L. and had surgery on his right shoulder. "They say he should be out four to eight weeks," Seattle manager Mike Hargrove said. "We expect him back (this season)."
John Rocker decided to try a comeback this year with Long Island (N.Y.) of the independent Atlantic League. He has said by mid-July he will be in the majors or be at home. The early returns point to a trip home. In his first appearance, Rocker walked four of six batters he faced, forcing in the winning run in the ninth inning. The next time out, he gave up two runs, two hits and two walks while getting out one batter in a 2-1 loss. During a game at Atlantic City, N.J., a fan was getting on Rocker; When the fan yelled at Rocker, "It's a long way from Atlanta," Rocker responded with, "I'm still a millionaire" and the two started to exchange expletives.
Now he has been sidelined because of "a tired arm" and will not be talking until he is pitching again.
Rocker is now comparing his harsh treatment of by the fans to the plights of Hammerin' Hank and Jackie Robinson, stating that he is sure that they didn't have to endure it for 6 years. Stick a fork in this idiot; Major league clubs won't touch this guy.
ENOUGH ABOUT ME...WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY GOATEE??
"The Chemistry is still here because I'm Still here," Kevin Millar
Since 1976, 11-42, or 26% of teams with a winning % of 500-.549 on May 1st have made the playoffs, including your 2004 World Series Champion Boston Red Sox.
ONE THAT GOT AWAY:
Matt Murton, the outfielder sent to the Cubs with Nomar Garciaparra last July, is tearing up Double-A pitching and looks like a future star.
SHOPPACH YOUR BAGS:
The Red Sox are very encouraged by the maturity of catcher Kelly Shoppach (.413 OBP, seven home runs in April, threw out two runners attemtping to steal the night Miller pitched). They feel Shoppach is the best catcher in Triple-A, and if the Sox don't need to use him, Shoppach could be midseason trade bait when and if Boston tries to deal for a first baseman.
WE ARE FAMILY:
Tony Pena was astounded to get a phone call from Pedro Martinez, wanting to know if there was anything Pedro could do to help Tony and Pedro's cousin, Denny Bautista.
YOU CAN CALL ME AL:
When Johnny Damon agreed to do a book with Peter Golenbock, he should have proofread the photo galleries, because it is embarrassing to refer to bench coach (and current manager) Brad Mills as "Brian."
MILLAR MAY LEAVE IN A HUFF:
The Red Sox, Cubs, Nationals and several other teams are waiting on Tampa Bay to see if Aubrey Huff will become available.
WHERE THERE'S FOULKE THERE'S FIRE:
Red Sox closer Keith Foulke leads MLB relievers with 6 gopher balls allowed already this season.
A clause in Rocket Roger Clemens' contract adds $3 million to his $18-million salary if he gets traded. No way the Red Sox will not add a contract that has another $9 to $12 million coming. Not to mention the additional luxury tax that would kick in. -NF
( This report is a compilation of multiple print and web sources, including AP, ESPN, Boston Herald, Boston Globe, SI, and USA Today, and other blogs.)
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Tek follows up Millar's walkoff HR with one of his own
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
THE PISS MAN COMETH
Airport police took an interest in Smith's possessions because the urine powder looked like cocaine, according to a police report of the April 21 incident, first reported in Wednesday's Star Tribune. Smith told police the dried urine was for his cousin. Smith was briefly questioned and then released."
The Ty Law excuse not withstanding, there is obviously a huge problem in professional sports that simply won't be caught by drug testing. Guys are now going to have to be searched for fake appendages, or the latest "Whizzenator." Urine powder that looks like cocaine? You kiddin' me? I wonder how many of these guys have mistaken their "pee baggies" for their blow during a 4am bender? This could get ugly.
"The good news Mr. Bonds is that you tested negative for banned substances. The bad news is that your urine test shows that you are going through menopause." -NF
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
GIAMBI AAA BOUND
JEREMY SPOKE IN... CASHMAN'$$ OFFICE TODAY.
SI.com - MLB - Yankees could be sending Giambi to minors - Tuesday May 10, 2005 9:16PM: "With Giambi's batting average down to .195, Yankees manager Joe Torre and general manager Brian Cashman met with Giambi on Tuesday night and asked him whether he would consider accepting a minor league assignment."
You almost have to feel bad for the guy...but not for King George and the Yankees. Here's to the first $80 million minor leaguer!!!
-NF
Monday, May 09, 2005
Sunday, May 08, 2005
Miller quenches Red Sox thirst for pitching
Sidewinding righthander wearing #51 leaves all his sinkers up; Costs Sox the game.
Please!! Get the kid a new uniform number before it's too late...
'This is a kid,' he said. 'He's not done getting better by any stretch of the imagination. We think he can help us win some games. "...AND THEN...
Tito puts the rookie in an awful position and risks the kid's future.
7th inning, tied 2-2, 45 degrees and raining. Yeah, bring in the 21 year old Southern kid, just one year out of the draft and up today from AA (Okay, 1 game at Pawtucket), with the winning run on 2nd and sluggers coming up. Perfect. Idiot in the dugout today. -NF
Last night's game vs. Seattle, canceled early yesterday afternoon because of wet weather, will be made up today as part of a split-admission doubleheader scheduled for noon and 5 p.m. Tickets for last night's game are good for the noon game today. (Gates open at 10 a.m.). Tickets for today's previously scheduled 2:05 p.m. game will be good for the 5 p.m. game.
The Sox are forced to play the games so close together because of contractual rights associated with the ESPN Sunday night broadcast. No game other than the one ESPN shows at 8 p.m. can start after 5 p.m. on a Sunday, said Charles Steinberg, the Sox' executive vice president/public affairs.
PIERCE MAY HAVE PLAYED HIS LAST GAME IN A CELTIC UNIFORM
Saturday, May 07, 2005
Brady once again shows why he is the league's true MVP. One word: Winner. -NF
SEVEN HEAVEN!!!
ANTOINE HAS A CHANCE TODAY TO ADD TO THE CELTICS RICH LEGACY, AND SECURE HIS OWN RICH FUTURE IN A BOSTON CELTICS UNIFORM.
PAUL MAY ALSO BE DECIDING HIS OWN FATE TODAY.
HUB STATS: Celtics are 17-4 historically in Game 7's (.810).
Towel waving from the bench is back in style tonight.
THE..EH...EH...EH...YANKEES LOSE!!!
YANKEES REALLY DO SUCK!
The Yankees haven't been to the World Series two of the past three years. They have lost 18 of their past 34 postseason games; they don't even have a winning postseason record to show for their efforts since Game 3 of the 2001 World Series, which they lost to the Arizona Diamondbacks in seven games.
The Yankees started the season 11-19, the worst start to a season they have suffered through since 1991, back in the days of musical managers when Steinbrenner had Stump Merrill filling out lineup cards and the Yankees were en route to a 71-91 finish, 20 games out of first place.
CURT ON THE CAR PHONE: Curt Schilling, on the disabled list, has had time to analyze the Red Sox's clubhouse chemistry, and said they're missing some key people who weren't brought back, including Dave McCarty, Dave Roberts, Gabe Kapler and Derek Lowe. Said Schilling, "It's just very different and, this clubhouse, you've gotta have some guys that can alleviate the, I say this word loosely, the stress, in this game ... having guys like McCarty and Kapler and Dave Roberts in the clubhouse ... D-Lowe, I mean just real guys that kept it real free and easy."
POKEY CAN'T BEND LIKE GUMBY: Red Sox fan favorite-shortstop Pokey Reese, who has been out since the season began, is now on the 60 day D.L. and had surgery on his right shoulder. "They say he should be out four to eight weeks," Seattle manager Mike Hargrove said. "We expect him back (this season)."
STILL OFF HIS ROCKER:
John Rocker decided to try a comeback this year with Long Island (N.Y.) of the independent Atlantic League. He has said by mid-July he will be in the majors or be at home. The early returns point to a trip home. In his first appearance, Rocker walked four of six batters he faced, forcing in the winning run in the ninth inning. The next time out, he gave up two runs, two hits and two walks while getting out one batter in a 2-1 loss. During a game at Atlantic City, N.J., a fan was getting on Rocker; When the fan yelled at Rocker, "It's a long way from Atlanta," Rocker responded with, "I'm still a millionaire" and the two started to exchange expletives.
Now he has been sidelined because of "a tired arm" and will not be talking until he is pitching again.
MAGIC JOHNSON: The Yankees called up Lefty Sean Henn to make the next start for Randy Johnson, who felt stiffness in his groin in the ninth inning of his start last Friday. GM Brian Cashman said he did not expect Johnson to go on the disabled list but that if the stiffness lasts more than four hours the next time Johnson pitches, he will see the team doctor immediately.
ENOUGH ABOUT ME...WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY GOATEE??
"The Chemistry is still here because I'm Still here," Kevin Millar
Fortune .500's (Thanks Maz):
Since 1976, 11-42, or 26% of teams with a winning % of 500-.549 on May 1st have made the playoffs, including your 2004 World Series Champion Boston Red Sox.
ONE THAT GOT AWAY:
Matt Murton, the outfielder sent to the Cubs with Nomar Garciaparra last July, is hitting close to .450 a Double-A.
SHOPPACH YOUR BAGS:
The Red Sox are very encouraged by the maturity of catcher Kelly Shoppach (.413 OBP, seven home runs in April, threw out two runners attemtping to steal the night Miller pitched). They feel Shoppach is the best catcher in Triple-A, and if the Sox don't need to use him, Shoppach could be midseason trade bait when and if Boston tries to deal for a first baseman.
WE ARE FAMILY:
Tony Pena was astounded to get a phone call from Pedro Martinez, wanting to know if there was anything Pedro could do to help Tony and Pedro's cousin, Denny Bautista.
YOU CAN CALL ME AL:
When Johnny Damon agreed to do a book with Peter Golenbock, he should have proofread the photo galleries, because it is embarrassing to refer to bench coach (and current manager) Brad Mills as "Brian."
MILLAR MAY LEAVE IN A HUFF:
The Red Sox, Cubs, Nationals and several other teams are waiting on Tampa Bay to see if Aubrey Huff will become available.
WHERE THERE'S FOULKE THERE'S FIRE:
Boston's bullpen has the worst opponents' OPS (.838) in the American League.
AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME:
A clause in Rocket Roger Clemens' contract adds $3 million to his $18-million salary if he gets traded. No way the Red Sox will not add a contract that has another $9 to $12 million coming. Not to mention the additional luxury tax that would kick in. -NF
( This report is a compilation of multiple sources, including AP, ESPN, Boston Herald, Boston Globe, USA Today, and other web sources.)
Friday, May 06, 2005
Was It Over When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor??
(Germans??Let him go...he's rolling.)
SOME SOX GAVE UP BEFORE GAME 4:
Not only did some Red Sox players verbally throw in the towel before Game 4 of the 2004 ALCS, they actually told a few Yankees.
That's what former Yankee pitcher Jon Lieber told Tim McCarver during an interview that will air on "The Tim McCarver Show" on May 15 (Ch 2, 2:30 p.m.).
Lieber told McCarver the Red Sox players, whom he did not identify, "congratulated" the Yankees on a sweep before the game. Lieber also did not ID the Yankee players who received the congratulations.
PHOTO: RED SOX FIRST BASEMAN KEVIN MILLAR GETS READY FOR GAME 4 WITH A FEW "SYMBOLIC" SHOTS OF J.D.
William "The Refrigerator" Perry, who humiliated our New England Patriots in the Raymond Berry days by bumbling over our defensive line for a T.D., has moved on to bigger challenges:
Perry ate only four hotdogs and buns and stopped halfway throughout the contest.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
PIERCE LOSES HIS COOL ON THE COURT AND GETS EJECTED...AND MAYBE HIS MIND WITH THIS OFF-COURT PERFORMANCE.
The veterans are the ones showing immaturity in this series, as both Paul Pierce and Antoine Walker have been ejected. There is simply no excuse for losing composure at this juncture.
Big AL Jefferson plays even bigger tonight, with 11 points and 14 rebounds, including 8 offensive glass cleaners.
Ricky Davis is fully recovered from his game 1 concussion, sparking the Celtics off the bench.
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THE WEIGHT IS CLEARLY LIFTED FROM WALKER'S SHOULDERS BY THIS VICTORY...GAME SAVING 2ND HALF AND O.T. BY 'TOINE.
``I haven't complained about you guys all year, but to put this thing on Antoine is (expletive), because after Game 1 I didn't see anyone saying Antoine shouldn't play. When we traded for Antoine and we make this run to get in the playoffs, I didn't see anyone saying, `You know what, you should play small and not play Antoine.' "
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Couldn't have said it better myself. -NF
"Schilling affirmed that the two had spoken by phone. ``We ironed out our differences,'' he said, adding he was ``really happy with the situation.'' "
BOOB OF A BRIDEGROOM GOSH-DARN HAPPY - & HE'S PLAYING IT TO THE JILT -
If you caught Jennifer's jilted schlub, John Mason, being interviewed by Fox News' Sean Hannity this week, you might have been struck, as I was, at how gosh-darn gleeful he appears for a guy who's just been publicly kicked in the teeth, or far more sensitive regions.
"We have not, you know, broken the sanctity of marriage yet, if that's the right way of putting it. In God's eye our relationship is still very pure . . . Very platonic relationship,' John gushed on TV. "
AN attractive Black woman recently asked me about my sex life. "A.C.," she said, "why are you a virgin at age 34? You're a handsome man, you're an athlete, and I know women are all over you all the time. Why are you still a virgin?"
This story has sealed the Deal (As if it needed Sealing): I will never move South of the Mason Dixon Line. -NF
STAYING WITH OUR THEME OF THE DAY...
