Wednesday, May 04, 2005
HUB EXTRA: GOSSIP WITH A REAL STRETCH OF A SPORTS CONNECTION
(Gratuitous Blog hits please)
Hey, it is the NBA playoffs and we long for any Celtics-Lakers reminiscence.
Jennifer Wilbanks hubby-to-be John Mason: Retired Laker A.C. Green Would Be ProudBOOB OF A BRIDEGROOM GOSH-DARN HAPPY - & HE'S PLAYING IT TO THE JILT -
If you caught Jennifer's jilted schlub, John Mason, being interviewed by Fox News' Sean Hannity this week, you might have been struck, as I was, at how gosh-darn gleeful he appears for a guy who's just been publicly kicked in the teeth, or far more sensitive regions.
"We have not, you know, broken the sanctity of marriage yet, if that's the right way of putting it. In God's eye our relationship is still very pure . . . Very platonic relationship,' John gushed on TV. "
AN attractive Black woman recently asked me about my sex life. "A.C.," she said, "why are you a virgin at age 34? You're a handsome man, you're an athlete, and I know women are all over you all the time. Why are you still a virgin?"
This story has sealed the Deal (As if it needed Sealing): I will never move South of the Mason Dixon Line. -NF
