Thursday, May 12, 2005
DAVID McWELLS AND A SIDE OF FRIES
Wells snuck into the bullpen yesterday and pulled a Hamburgler, as he smelled a Mc Donald's run by rookie B. Cla Meredith. Wells reportedly ran full speed (Grimace pace) from the dugout to the pen, and wasted no time opening the bullpen door, instead scaling the bullpen wall faster than Mayor McCheese. Dave Wallace caught him and told the Hefty Lefty: 'If you can leap over the bullpen wall for a Big Mac, you should be good to throw a side session today." The Super Sized #2 Red Sox starter is ahead of schedule on his rehab. -NF
