Wednesday, November 29, 2006
THE LOST BOYS
Ye Of Little Vision:
Meet your caretakers of the Olde Towne Team
EPSTEIN GOES FROM GORILLA IN THE MIDST TO DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS AT THE WINTER MEETINGS.
Theo and Kerry: Two guys whose stock is on the big slide...
Iron J.D. for $52 million? Idiot Go Yankee. J.D. Drew-ciaparra for $70 million? Thank you Scotty, may I have another? He is Nomah without the heart...So why not go get the real thing for a lot less dough?
Dodger waterboy Julio Lugo? We'll just pay him $8-10 million a year and call him "Wil Cordero Lite": A hot head who is another very bad idea in Boston.
Hall of Famer Manny Ramirez? He's now got a relatively palatable deal...So We'll deal him for middle relief help. Brilliant.
YE OF LITTLE RESPECT:
LUCCHINO PLAYS DIRTY LAWYER WITH THE LIONS...YOU DON'T BID AND THEN TRY TO BLACKMAIL THEM INTO A DISCOUNT. DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM YOUR SABOTAGE OF THE A-ROD DEAL? HOW ABOUT NOMAR AND ARN TELLEM??
Whether it ends up $90 million or $100 million, your risk is still much greater than your reward for the Dice-K.
