Saturday, October 28, 2006
"Bring back the pornstar moustache Larry." -Red Sox Hub
"The right way to increase revenue, Larry, is to consistently make the playoffs and win a title or two over the next 5 years." -Red Sox Nation
Here's How: When those confrontational thoughts pop into your head, don't react as you normally would. Instead, utilize a restrained perspective. Simply follow the lead of front office legend George Costanza, who changed his life when he lived by the rule of "The Opposite." As proven by that Seinfeldesque October, 2005 Espteinsode "Gorillas In The Fens", and the resulting disasterous 2006 Red Sox season, it certainly can't hurt, and it will likely help a great deal. There is no doubt that you are are brilliant businessman and legal mind, so a little less ego and a little more cerebrum could keep ticket prices down and revenue up.
-RED SOX HUB
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