Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Red Sox Hub Daily Digest July 27th 2005
Say Hey??
``When was this, when he was pissing in the scoreboard?''
–Sox dugout “Guy-Pal” Terry Francona on Manny’s latest trade demand
Close Shave:
Great News: Red Sox pitcher Matt Clement is doing fine after getting hit by a line drive while pitching last night versus the Devil Dogs…And he has his chin beard to thank.
Upon further review, the screaming line drive off the bat of Carl Crawford caught part of the Amish biker beard, slowing the ball significantly before crashing into skull bone behind his right ear. The fashion disaster may have saved him from major damage.
David Wells is obviously in no danger of injury from a liner, as he has both a thick chin beard and a fat head, especially in the gum area, to protect him. At most, he is probably at risk of swallowing a liner, since he just can't seem to keep his big mouth shut.
-Red Sox Hub
Say Hey??
``When was this, when he was pissing in the scoreboard?''
–Sox dugout “Guy-Pal” Terry Francona on Manny’s latest trade demand
Close Shave:
Great News: Red Sox pitcher Matt Clement is doing fine after getting hit by a line drive while pitching last night versus the Devil Dogs…And he has his chin beard to thank.
Upon further review, the screaming line drive off the bat of Carl Crawford caught part of the Amish biker beard, slowing the ball significantly before crashing into skull bone behind his right ear. The fashion disaster may have saved him from major damage.
David Wells is obviously in no danger of injury from a liner, as he has both a thick chin beard and a fat head, especially in the gum area, to protect him. At most, he is probably at risk of swallowing a liner, since he just can't seem to keep his big mouth shut.
-Red Sox Hub
