Wednesday, February 16, 2005
STRAY PARTY ANIMAL D'LOWE WON'T GO AWAY
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FORT MYERS -- The Red Sox insisted that the timing was purely coincidental, but hours after Derek Lowe's latest rips on the organization hit newsstands, they asked their former pitcher to remove his foot from his mouth and walk on off their property.
In yesterday's Herald, Lowe once again blasted Sox management for shunning him and went so far as to suggest that they mounted a smear campaign against him before he agreed to a four-year, $36 million contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers.
D.LOWE-I'M NOT A "MENTAL GIDGET" AND I'VE NEVER HAD A CASE OF THE GOUT LIKE THE NEW DESIGNATED DRUNK GUY
http://www.dailynewstranscript.com/sportsNews/view.bg?articleid=51217
FORT MYERS -- The Red Sox insisted that the timing was purely coincidental, but hours after Derek Lowe's latest rips on the organization hit newsstands, they asked their former pitcher to remove his foot from his mouth and walk on off their property.
In yesterday's Herald, Lowe once again blasted Sox management for shunning him and went so far as to suggest that they mounted a smear campaign against him before he agreed to a four-year, $36 million contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers.
D.LOWE-I'M NOT A "MENTAL GIDGET" AND I'VE NEVER HAD A CASE OF THE GOUT LIKE THE NEW DESIGNATED DRUNK GUY
Derek Lowe is peeved the Red Sox jettisoned him for his off-the-field antics, then signed legendary party animal David Wells. -- Boston Herald
SEND IN THE CLOWNS
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FORT MYERS -- Trot Nixon doesn't want to get into a war of words with Alex Rodriguez, but somehow, referring to A-Rod as a "clown" just might not slip through the cracks.
TROT DOESN'T "BEAT" HIS KIDS; JUST YANKEES...
The Red Sox right fielder was put off by the way Rodriguez recently boasted about how the Yankee third baseman's early morning work-out regimen started at 6 a.m. and lasted six hours.
DEAD, BEAT-EN YANKEE A-FRAUD WORKS OUT WITH PAULY WALNUTS
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FORT MYERS -- Trot Nixon doesn't want to get into a war of words with Alex Rodriguez, but somehow, referring to A-Rod as a "clown" just might not slip through the cracks.
TROT DOESN'T "BEAT" HIS KIDS; JUST YANKEES...
The Red Sox right fielder was put off by the way Rodriguez recently boasted about how the Yankee third baseman's early morning work-out regimen started at 6 a.m. and lasted six hours.
DEAD, BEAT-EN YANKEE A-FRAUD WORKS OUT WITH PAULY WALNUTS
"He said he's doing all this while 600 players are still in their bed," Nixon began. "I said, 'What's wrong with me taking my kid to school? I'm not a deadbeat dad, you clown.'
"I work out for three hours in the weight room, and I hit for another two or three hours (later in the day)," continued Nixon, the father of two infant boys. "What makes you so much better?"
ENOUGH ABOUT ME...WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY LIPS?? THEY LOOK DELICIOUSLY PURPLE TODAY...EVEN MEN CHASE AFTER ME!!
The clown reference came up again, when Nixon talked about reading what A-Rod was going to do the next time he hit an infield dribbler intercepted by a Sox pitcher.
...BUT BABY BLUE LIPS SLAPS HIS BALLS
"He said the next time, (instead of slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's hands) he's going to run him over," Nixon said. "It's like, OK. You're a clown."
ACTUALLY, MY EGO IS THIS BIG!!!
