Monday, February 21, 2005
RINGATE: ROSEANNE VERSUS THE MONEY MAN
Tom Werner wants the rings handed out on opening day.
His other suggestions for the presentation:
His other suggestions for the presentation:
-Have Katie Couric's colonoscopy broadcast on the big screen while the Yankees are lined up on the field.
-He also wants his old gravy train, Roseanne, to sing the national anthem. Maybe she could end the owner's ring battle by using Casper Henry to clean her teeth after she is done with a bucket of hotwings.
Thanks to Red Sox Anni and Redsonnation.net for this heads up.