Monday, April 24, 2006
I'M KEITH HERNANDEZ
HE'S JUST FOR MEN
The 10 Spot rarely needs much of an opening to work in some Seinfeld quotes, but rarely has an opportunity been gift-wrapped as helpfully as this weekend's mini-sexist scandal involving the Mets broadcaster. During Saturday's Mets-Padres telecast, it seems, Hernandez was aghast to see a woman in the San Diego dugout. When it was pointed out to him later in the game that she was a team massage therapist, Hernandez didn't exactly back down. 'I won't say that women belong in the kitchen,' said the marvelously mustachioed one, 'but they don't belong in the dugout.' To quote Elaine Benes, 'I'd watch the third-base coach if I were you, because I don't think he's waving you in.' It looks like Hernandez blew right through that stop sign. Of course, we should have known he had a lot of nerve when he asked Jerry to help him move."
"COMEON...I Won The MVP IN '79"
Keith has shown himself to be a chucker. I guess that Padres attire that she had on wasn't a dead giveaway for the former MVP. He has said that he was trying to be funny with his "barefoot and pregnant" comments, but his humor seems to rival that of Johnny Burger King Foulke and Rocket "All the dry cleaners were closed when Korea played Japan in the WBC" Scientist Roger. Now go make me a turkey pot pie while I scratch my stomach.
-The Pulse Of Sports Nation
HE'S JUST FOR MEN
The 10 Spot rarely needs much of an opening to work in some Seinfeld quotes, but rarely has an opportunity been gift-wrapped as helpfully as this weekend's mini-sexist scandal involving the Mets broadcaster. During Saturday's Mets-Padres telecast, it seems, Hernandez was aghast to see a woman in the San Diego dugout. When it was pointed out to him later in the game that she was a team massage therapist, Hernandez didn't exactly back down. 'I won't say that women belong in the kitchen,' said the marvelously mustachioed one, 'but they don't belong in the dugout.' To quote Elaine Benes, 'I'd watch the third-base coach if I were you, because I don't think he's waving you in.' It looks like Hernandez blew right through that stop sign. Of course, we should have known he had a lot of nerve when he asked Jerry to help him move."
"COMEON...I Won The MVP IN '79"
Keith has shown himself to be a chucker. I guess that Padres attire that she had on wasn't a dead giveaway for the former MVP. He has said that he was trying to be funny with his "barefoot and pregnant" comments, but his humor seems to rival that of Johnny Burger King Foulke and Rocket "All the dry cleaners were closed when Korea played Japan in the WBC" Scientist Roger. Now go make me a turkey pot pie while I scratch my stomach.
-The Pulse Of Sports Nation
I'M KEITH HERNANDEZ
HE'S JUST FOR MEN
The 10 Spot rarely needs much of an opening to work in some Seinfeld quotes, but rarely has an opportunity been gift-wrapped as helpfully as this weekend's mini-sexist scandal involving the Mets broadcaster. During Saturday's Mets-Padres telecast, it seems, Hernandez was aghast to see a woman in the San Diego dugout. When it was pointed out to him later in the game that she was a team massage therapist, Hernandez didn't exactly back down. 'I won't say that women belong in the kitchen,' said the marvelously mustachioed one, 'but they don't belong in the dugout.' To quote Elaine Benes, 'I'd watch the third-base coach if I were you, because I don't think he's waving you in.' It looks like Hernandez blew right through that stop sign. Of course, we should have known he had a lot of nerve when he asked Jerry to help him move."
Keith has shown himself to be a chucker. I guess that Padres attire that she had on wasn't a dead giveaway for the former MVP.
-The Pulse Of Sports Nation
HE'S JUST FOR MEN
The 10 Spot rarely needs much of an opening to work in some Seinfeld quotes, but rarely has an opportunity been gift-wrapped as helpfully as this weekend's mini-sexist scandal involving the Mets broadcaster. During Saturday's Mets-Padres telecast, it seems, Hernandez was aghast to see a woman in the San Diego dugout. When it was pointed out to him later in the game that she was a team massage therapist, Hernandez didn't exactly back down. 'I won't say that women belong in the kitchen,' said the marvelously mustachioed one, 'but they don't belong in the dugout.' To quote Elaine Benes, 'I'd watch the third-base coach if I were you, because I don't think he's waving you in.' It looks like Hernandez blew right through that stop sign. Of course, we should have known he had a lot of nerve when he asked Jerry to help him move."
Keith has shown himself to be a chucker. I guess that Padres attire that she had on wasn't a dead giveaway for the former MVP.
-The Pulse Of Sports Nation
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Jim Bowden's Personal Issues Likely Put Him Out Of The Running For Red Sox GM Job
DUI arrest the latest personal issue for New England Native
DUI arrest the latest personal issue for New England Native
Friday, April 14, 2006
THE TRUE MEANING OF PATRIOTS DAY
Patriots Day commemorates the April 19, 1775, Battle of Lexington and Concord — the first battle of the Revolutionary War.
Patriots Day commemorates the April 19, 1775, Battle of Lexington and Concord — the first battle of the Revolutionary War.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Pap Smears the Blue Jays for save #5
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
FENWAY FRANK
Opening day was a hit on the field, as Beckett impresses.
Lowell goes 4 for 4 and shows some quickness with his bat.
Wily Mo Costs Foulke a 2-run homer with his glove.
ROCK STAR
Opening day was a hit on the field, as Beckett impresses.
Lowell goes 4 for 4 and shows some quickness with his bat.
Wily Mo Costs Foulke a 2-run homer with his glove.
ROCK STAR
"I've Gotta Take A Piss"
The Red Sox added seat capacity and standing room ticket sales, but apparently forgot about the "necessities". Bathroom lines and fire hazards were at their worst, once again stressing that Boston needs either a new stadium or a radical bowl reconstruction at Fenway. Just try and get rid of that $7 Fenway beer in less than 3 innings, I dare you. And those blue grandstand seats still suck if you are more than 5' 5" tall and weigh more than 90 pounds...
The Red Sox added seat capacity and standing room ticket sales, but apparently forgot about the "necessities". Bathroom lines and fire hazards were at their worst, once again stressing that Boston needs either a new stadium or a radical bowl reconstruction at Fenway. Just try and get rid of that $7 Fenway beer in less than 3 innings, I dare you. And those blue grandstand seats still suck if you are more than 5' 5" tall and weigh more than 90 pounds...
Bronson "Burner" Arroyo hit his 2nd homer and got his 2nd win in as many starts to go 2-0. Wily Mo Pena put a Foulkey fly into the bullpen, costing Keith 2 earned runs. This trade could come back to haunt us...
Monday, April 10, 2006
Saturday, April 08, 2006
I LOVE THE RAINY NIGHTS!
Red Sox 2, Orioles 1
Schill goes another strong 7 innings following a 90 minute rain delay
Schill goes another strong 7 innings following a 90 minute rain delay
Manny shows us some glove love in leftfield
Millar still can't hit the good pitching; Papelbon leaps into the closer's role, K's him to seal another 2-1 "tight save" and Sox victory.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
RED SOX PICK UP NEW LEFTY SPECIALIST
Lefty batters have hit a career .191 versus Foulkey. With a Sox pen devoid of southpaw help-See ya in Pawtucket DiNardo-It looks like Setup/Lefty Specialist is Keith's best opportunity to help the team right now.
PAP SMEARS THE RANGERS
New closer has 2 K's to close out the 1 run victory.
SOX BOX
APRIL 6th, 2006
BECKETT GETS HIS START WITH THE SOX, WHILE PAPELPON CLOSES
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
The World According To Roger Redux
Roger Clemens brings out the P.C. police with his comments
"When asked on Tuesday about the World Baseball Classic and the devotion of Japanese and Korean fans, the seven-time Cy Young Award winner gave a surprising answer.
'None of the dry cleaners were open, they were all at the game, Japan and Korea,' he said.
'So we couldn't get any dry cleaning done out there, but I guess the neatest thing is that 50,000 of them were at Anaheim Stadium.' "
Roger Clemens brings out the P.C. police with his comments
"When asked on Tuesday about the World Baseball Classic and the devotion of Japanese and Korean fans, the seven-time Cy Young Award winner gave a surprising answer.
'None of the dry cleaners were open, they were all at the game, Japan and Korea,' he said.
'So we couldn't get any dry cleaning done out there, but I guess the neatest thing is that 50,000 of them were at Anaheim Stadium.' "
Lowe Riding High
Pitcher Derek Lowe revealed in a divorce deposition that he has taken medication to treat adult attention deficit disorder for three years, although he said he had never seen a Dodger physician for the problem. The medication Lowe is taking, Adderall, is banned by Major League Baseball because it is an amphetamine. However, he has received a "therapeutic exemption" and is allowed to take it, according to an official in the commissioner's office.
-- Los Angeles Times
Pitcher Derek Lowe revealed in a divorce deposition that he has taken medication to treat adult attention deficit disorder for three years, although he said he had never seen a Dodger physician for the problem. The medication Lowe is taking, Adderall, is banned by Major League Baseball because it is an amphetamine. However, he has received a "therapeutic exemption" and is allowed to take it, according to an official in the commissioner's office.
-- Los Angeles Times
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Balco Barry Bonds, Day 1 of 162
"Here's just a sampling of San Diego's messages to Bonds: 'Barr-Roids,' 'Bonds 1st in Hall of Shame,' 'Cheaters Never Prosper,'' 'No Confess, No Hall of Fame,' 'Bonds Greatest Cheater of the Era,' 'Huge Head, Tiny Bat, Tiny Balls,' and, simply yet profoundly, '*''. "
"Here's just a sampling of San Diego's messages to Bonds: 'Barr-Roids,' 'Bonds 1st in Hall of Shame,' 'Cheaters Never Prosper,'' 'No Confess, No Hall of Fame,' 'Bonds Greatest Cheater of the Era,' 'Huge Head, Tiny Bat, Tiny Balls,' and, simply yet profoundly, '*''. "
Monday, April 03, 2006
